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i think people have a very quirky and somewhat bad habit. (and no, its not picking their noses when sitting in their cars, thinking no one can see them.... although that's bad too btw) its their habit of... looking into things. i don't mean metaphorically mind you, i mean literally looking into things. and its a trait you and i share. and DON'T even begin to shake your head, lift an eyebrow, or deny. just hear me out.
alright, let's just start with the most basic of this lil habit. you're in the toilet now. and you've just finished takin a crap. what dya do? i dare bet at least ONCE you have stood up, and looked into the toilet. measuring up your crap is what you do. check for texture, lumps, solidity.. and hey look! there's that corn from earlier! people, people... what are you expecting to find? its crap, end of story. there's not gonna be any accidental art or a cool friend inside. just wipe up, flush it, and good riddance. moving on...
and when you go out, you're walking around minding your business right? wrong! you're looking into EVERY shop and booth you see. its as if you think you might see something newsworthy y'know. even when you're in a rush, somehow someway, you find that time to take a quick glance into a shop on the way. i mean seriously, what're you expecting to find? aliens? its a BAKERY for god's sake. move on!
don't let me get started on parents. they can't just walk on and just head into their room and lock their doors and stay inside? somehow they just have this itch to poke their heads into the kids' room. i mean what? you really think your kids will be readin porno or something without lockin their doors? and don't start with the "hey sport! watcha doin thing" cuz its certainly something you're not gonna be interested in. you don't see us poking our heads into your rooms and going "hey mom and dad, watcha up to?" cuz seriously, most of us don't care what you get up to in your rooms. and we shudder when we think even further.
add these examples up with the fact that people can't walk away from a hole or a gap or a dark spot without trying to take a look inside, well, my theory works out. x)
so people, let's all thank the lord for not makin us cats, cuz we all be dead as hell if we were.
alright, let's just start with the most basic of this lil habit. you're in the toilet now. and you've just finished takin a crap. what dya do? i dare bet at least ONCE you have stood up, and looked into the toilet. measuring up your crap is what you do. check for texture, lumps, solidity.. and hey look! there's that corn from earlier! people, people... what are you expecting to find? its crap, end of story. there's not gonna be any accidental art or a cool friend inside. just wipe up, flush it, and good riddance. moving on...
and when you go out, you're walking around minding your business right? wrong! you're looking into EVERY shop and booth you see. its as if you think you might see something newsworthy y'know. even when you're in a rush, somehow someway, you find that time to take a quick glance into a shop on the way. i mean seriously, what're you expecting to find? aliens? its a BAKERY for god's sake. move on!
don't let me get started on parents. they can't just walk on and just head into their room and lock their doors and stay inside? somehow they just have this itch to poke their heads into the kids' room. i mean what? you really think your kids will be readin porno or something without lockin their doors? and don't start with the "hey sport! watcha doin thing" cuz its certainly something you're not gonna be interested in. you don't see us poking our heads into your rooms and going "hey mom and dad, watcha up to?" cuz seriously, most of us don't care what you get up to in your rooms. and we shudder when we think even further.
add these examples up with the fact that people can't walk away from a hole or a gap or a dark spot without trying to take a look inside, well, my theory works out. x)
so people, let's all thank the lord for not makin us cats, cuz we all be dead as hell if we were.
posted by white.roses at 8:40 AM
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